"Light thinks it travels faster than anything, but it is wrong.
No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has
always gotten there first, and is waiting for it."
—Terry Pratchett
"If you only knew the power of the dark side!"
—Darth Vader
"It's like, how much more black could this be?
And the answer is none. None more black."
—Nigel Tufnel