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Resolutions 

Practice what matters. Make each concert better than the last.
10,000 hours, 1,000 true fans, 100 shows.
Be a citizen of the world. Make friends everywhere.
Strive for authenticity, sincerity, sustainability.
Hustle relentlessly. Be a hard workin' dog. Maintain momentum.
Stick to your guns: don't get a smart phone.
Increase touring income by 50%.
Advance every detail of every show. Twice.
Release the new album, no matter what. Do what it takes.
Stay hydrated, eat right and walk every day.
Forget the other guy. Focus on margins, not market share.
Learn, earn and return. Give back.
Don't neglect the minutia: clean horn, clean house, car in good repair.
See the best in people, but be careful.
Somehow get health insurance.

TWO, FIVE, WONDER WHAT'S FOR LUNCH? 



INTENDED approach to improvising:

 

Don't think. Just listen and react. Don't play licks and patterns. Create melodies. Let the horn sing, and play from the heart.

 

ACTUAL thoughts while improvising:

 

Here comes the turnaround...classic Brownie riff goes here...nope, this tempo's all wrong. Bop scale! Cleverly ironic Daft Punk quote! Ooh, that was hip. Nobody caught it, of course. Now C-sharp diminished up the...Fail! Awww. Nick Payton wouldn't have missed that high note. Third valve is sticky...uh...where does the bridge go again? No idea. Blues lick! What the hell is happening? I wish the bass player would play the damn roots. Sloan Sabbith. Sloan Sabbith. Sloan Sabbith. Two, five, wonder what's for lunch? Hey now, that was kinda awesome. Sloan Sabbith. Oops, lost the form.

TOP TEN IDEAS FOR ATTRACTING LARGER AUDIENCES ON THE ROAD 

10. Add the suffix "Gone Wild" to all advertisements

9. "Accidentally" misspell first name as "Pat" on marquee

8. Recruit Bebop Go-Go Dancers

7. Replace jazz noir material with that one song from Dream Girls

6. Put Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Flugelman in front of each venue

5. Offer Free Crazy Bread with every ticket purchase

4. Add Wacky Neighbor character

3. Grow long curly locks and learn to circular breathe

2. Change band name to "Candy Dulfer & The Naughty Secret"

1. Replace all sidemen with adorable kittens

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